Lobsters, candy apples, bricks, flames, strawberrys... let's just say red.

Red... as in my whole body. 

Red... as in sunburnt..

Red... as in not the brightest crayon in the box... just the reddest one... hahahahahha

    That did crack me up. Not even gonna lie. So this is my last spring break: Meaning this is my last chance to do something amazing, awesome, absolutely insane, something I have never done. Well.... the something I have never done is peel and boy do I think that is gonna happen. But that is okay, this is what I get for trying to beat an Indian at their own game... 

 Now Francie Burgess is my roomie... she is also Indian, who lives on the beach. Not the best person to get into a "letsseewhostannerhhhaaaahahha" contest with this spring break.  and yet here I am, Defeated, in excruciating pain, and completely red from head to toe. The road to this tragedy is a sad slippery slope in which if I wouldn't have been greedy and actually went through the tanning process like I should have, I still would have lost but would have been happier and tanner. From a sad unfortunate soul, here are some tanning rules 

1. PUT SUNSCREEN ON! listen I know that you want to be tan.. I get it.. believe me, but atleast screen the sun a little bit... I'm not sure what the difference between sunscreen and sunblock is but if we are just going by the names, screen sounds like the ideal item... tan and yet golden not flamin.

2. WHEN YOU FEEL THE SUNBURN, GET OUT OF THE SUN!  pretty self explanatory... need an example.. look at my back!

3. WHEN YOU LAY OUT ALL DAY IT IS PROBABLY NOT SMART TO GET INTO THE TANNING BED. ughhh not my brightest moment but you have to understand. I have a bit of a stubborn side along with a competitive side soooooo I REALLY WANTED TO BEAT FRANCIE!

4. IF YOU DO GET INTO THE TANNING BED, IT IS PROBABLY NOT SMART TO PUT BABY OIL ON AGAIN. dumb.. dumber.. dumbest. 

5. DO NOT COMPETE WITH A BROWN PERSON IF YOU ARE A GOLDEN PERSON. keep your competitions inside the bonds of your skin color... lol more importantly... do not go into competition with anyone. 

yes this is my life...