The Finer Things in Life

            This week has been pretty uneventful, I mean compared to the ones I have been having lol, nothing has really stood out that made me feel like the whole world should hear. Obviously, that is why I write these blogs bahahaha. Today I introduced a poor unfortunate soul to the finer things of life in college. If anyone has any knowledge of me, this could range from a whole number of things, many of which I would rather people not share but, today I did my civic duty to the world and introduced this girl to Tea Largo and the most amazing thing ever: skipping class. 

       Now listen, Do not be judging me on my past times, and Professor Kirk if you are reading this, yes that was your class.1st: I am truly in remorse for my actions and yet I did hear from a small birdy that you called me out in your class. 2nd: I will not call out the poor unfortunate soul that skipped class with me... that will go to my grave :D. To everyone else, it was quite magical and it made me nostalgic of my past skip days lol so here is a  brief history of my ever skip days from birth to now:

1. The first ever skip day that I remember is when I figured out that if I had more than three bug bites in the same vicinity I could claim chickenpox and go spend time with my granny and watch little mermaid 1093r8343084x times and bake cookies. Bahahaha my poor mother, by like the third time I yelled chickenpox, she told me if I really had it the nurse could send me home...

2. Anytime that Caleb was sick...that was my excuse... Which resulted in a whole bunch of paper view movies, me attempting to cook, and lot of Gatorade. then mom coming home irate that the house was a mess and Caleb no where near better and still in PJ's. 

2. High school years... that was just a pile of skip days, lets just be real. lets all put them together and say skip life between Kristen Hurst, Melody Rubio, Brandie Marlenee, Tracy Blue, Jessica Williams and me having cars, boys, tans, emergency cry fests, spontaneous movie nights, we never went to school. I am pretty sure Mr. Hancock (My principle) called and informed me "rather curtly" that I would not be graduating if I skipped one more class period. 

3. Freshman year: Charice Spencer, Stephanie Kurtis... need I say more? umm Ferris Buelers day off, pouring down rain, running to the store for snacks and not moving from the back room the whole day. OR Sex with Mom and Dad on MTV.com because we couldn't watch MTV in the dorm room!!!! OR our many shopping sprees in which we would totally try and not let Steph by sweats with palm trees on them. 

4. Sophomore Year: Beth Telg and Sunnee oh dear lord... shopping all the time! me and Beth went to the mall at least once a week! 

5. Junior Year: Hello Katie Waddell... contrary to popular belief, the influence of our many excursions and tea largo moments! ooohhh Brit Lit!! We never went, I don't exactly know how I passed the class.. 

6. Senior Year: passing down those memories lol... 

Just reading this, I promise I am not a bad person. Just letting people know how great skipping can be... 

p.s. Kids don't try this at home.